https://www.museumswithmatt.org/home daily 1.0 2019-10-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569986947088-HCXNE1USG5CFY7V597BS/IMG_1702.jpg Museums with Matt https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569888166967-6IAZE0AIJBUV5C6GDCVP/E965A336-FAF2-4678-9A68-5E66921BA2CC.jpeg Museums with Matt https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569990249407-ONX3J307HGMRAJKB9CTS/IMG_2927.jpg Museums with Matt - "Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time." Landscape with an Archer. David Ligare, 1991. Crocker Museum of Art, Sacramento, CA. https://www.museumswithmatt.org/nga-2019 daily 0.75 2019-10-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1570150452852-C0H9V9ENYYTJSG9HT8M1/IMG_1701.jpg National Gallery of Art, June 2019 - Art History Lesson: Ancient Greeks portrayed the male form with undersized genitalia so as to not offend Testicules, the God of Fragile Masculinity. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1570150452852-C0H9V9ENYYTJSG9HT8M1/IMG_1701.jpg National Gallery of Art, June 2019 - Art History Lesson: Ancient Greeks portrayed the male form with undersized genitalia so as to not offend Testicules, the God of Fragile Masculinity. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569987499042-GPPOBIQ2220QJGFNG3JG/IMG_1692.jpg National Gallery of Art, June 2019 - “Poodle, about to shit.” George Stubbs, 1780. National Gallery of Art, Washington DC. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569987514295-O6GLFYERY4PUOK2KEN5A/IMG_1695.jpg National Gallery of Art, June 2019 - “If I’ve told you once, Martha… I do not want to play Risk®!” The Washington Family. c. 1789-1796 Edward Savage. National Gallery of Art, Washington DC. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569987505817-UHDPYWFAVCOGDW309E1B/IMG_1693.jpg National Gallery of Art, June 2019 - "Oooo, you are a spicy minx!" The Emperor Napoleon in His Study at the Tuileries. 1812 Jacques-Louis David. National Gallery of Art, Washington DC. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569994728889-7XXCFNMHNQWZAK781WWE/IMG_1697.jpg National Gallery of Art, June 2019 - "On the other hand, his sister is quite the cunning linguist." Old Greek Statue or something. National Gallery of Art, Washington DC. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569988013077-SQ6RPX9QJGQ1X7D54ZDW/IMG_1694.jpg National Gallery of Art, June 2019 - "Upon discovering his father’s pornography collection.” Thomas Amory II. c. 1770-1772. John Singleton Copley. National Gallery of Art, Washington DC. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569987499283-OB41G2V3H3F3FAJERW80/IMG_1691.jpg National Gallery of Art, June 2019 - Merrill® Moccasins. Detail from: The Artist’s Father, Reading “L’Événement.” 1866. Paul Cézanne, 1839-1906. National Gallery of Art, Washington DC. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569987526521-DTJJM8ACO07SN3SG3NG9/IMG_1698.jpg National Gallery of Art, June 2019 - Line at the Outhouse “Line at Outhouse.” 1852. Christopher Pearce Cranch National Gallery of Art, Washington DC. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569987529121-Q949W6C3JJ33201KER82/IMG_1699.jpg National Gallery of Art, June 2019 - “I’ve heard of the fertile hills before, but a vine growing from my breasts is ridiculous!” Old Greek Statue or something. National Gallery of Art, Washington DC. https://www.museumswithmatt.org/olympic-museum-squaw-valley-2019 daily 0.75 2019-10-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569989146624-ORXVPQXQOADLBC7Q4HFX/IMG_2008.jpg Olympic Museum, Squaw Valley, July 2019 - “If I don’t look at camera, KGB cannot see me.” US Olympic ski team, 1960. Olympic Museum, Squaw Valley Ski Resort. Olympic Village, CA. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569989146624-ORXVPQXQOADLBC7Q4HFX/IMG_2008.jpg Olympic Museum, Squaw Valley, July 2019 - “If I don’t look at camera, KGB cannot see me.” US Olympic ski team, 1960. Olympic Museum, Squaw Valley Ski Resort. Olympic Village, CA. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569989059422-X54V7H36K4SDJ756HL72/IMG_2010.jpg Olympic Museum, Squaw Valley, July 2019 - "Perfect for Christmas, birthdays, or any special occasion. Give him what he really wants." Advertisement. 1960 Winter Olympics. Olympic Museum, Squaw Valley Ski Resort. Olympic Village, CA. https://www.museumswithmatt.org/crocker-museum-of-art-2019 daily 0.75 2019-10-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569989745796-F32Z2G9EXX8XVE4R5OVZ/IMG_2930.jpg Crocker Museum of Art, September 2019 - "OK, if you insist ... pervert." California Frontier series, plate no. 1. Franklin Mint. Crocker Museum of Art. Sacramento, CA. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569989745796-F32Z2G9EXX8XVE4R5OVZ/IMG_2930.jpg Crocker Museum of Art, September 2019 - "OK, if you insist ... pervert." California Frontier series, plate no. 1. Franklin Mint. Crocker Museum of Art. Sacramento, CA. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569989642563-FJF7FJD2AUARE1O344U7/IMG_2932.jpg Crocker Museum of Art, September 2019 - "Yes. Twenty five dollars, like we agreed upon. And, an extra ten to keep it quiet." Detail from, “‘City of Lakeport’ on Clearlake.” 1876. Gideon Jacques Denny. Crocker Museum of Art. Sacramento, CA. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569989664287-97FTNVP3D3XX2RKYO1HO/IMG_2938.jpg Crocker Museum of Art, September 2019 - "Trust me, you simply must try this new vibrator!" Detail from, “Convalescence.” 1873. William Hahn. Crocker Museum of Art. Sacramento, CA. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569989670431-JEK9SS7G1MM4ECKEYD8Y/IMG_2941.jpg Crocker Museum of Art, September 2019 - "Metaphase" Early to mid-twentieth century, Simbai Villiage, Madang Province, Papua New Guinea. Crocker Museum of Art. Sacramento, CA. https://www.museumswithmatt.org/musings-with-matt daily 0.75 2019-10-04 https://www.museumswithmatt.org/musings-with-matt/what-the-hell-is-this-aB5Xv monthly 0.5 2019-10-05 https://www.museumswithmatt.org/boagallery daily 0.75 2019-11-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1574966342400-K0WMHCQGOA88U6A8JXMW/sasquatch.jpg Harris Center, BoA Gallery - Sasquatch, upon realization that honey is a laxative Folsom, CA https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1574966342400-K0WMHCQGOA88U6A8JXMW/sasquatch.jpg Harris Center, BoA Gallery - Sasquatch, upon realization that honey is a laxative Folsom, CA https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1574966371782-VVRMHFEALPREEA0ISBKO/hernia.jpg Harris Center, BoA Gallery - Man, with abdominal hernia Folsom, CA https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1574966425936-U76A6HGLELZO14QF1SC5/peyote1.jpg Harris Center, BoA Gallery - When the peyote starts to kick in Folsom, CA https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1574966451254-XMYQYQ25U0QNWITKIVO9/peyote2.jpg Harris Center, BoA Gallery - Once the peyote has really kicked in Folsom, CA https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1574966470514-TRSOR2PHM341YMKDJHMI/angel.jpg Harris Center, BoA Gallery - Magic from within the bottle Folsom, CA https://www.museumswithmatt.org/uffizi daily 0.75 2024-07-08 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1720258439571-K0FIPMKWP35TN4KL2ARC/IMG_3830.jpeg Uffizi, Firenze, Italia, luglio 2024 - Apollo of Omphalos Dude, stop looking at my junk. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1720258646220-GINZW7QOBATB2EZD0M8U/IMG_3832.jpeg Uffizi, Firenze, Italia, luglio 2024 - Leda, with Zeus as swan Everything’s a dildo if you’re adventurous enough. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1720258775343-S7PQJH1Z8OLISYRMFFZ5/IMG_3833.jpeg Uffizi, Firenze, Italia, luglio 2024 - Detail from Adoration of the Magi, Botticelli Uh … I’m not supposed to be here. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1720265891905-DBXL90SZIHBO1WRONFVX/IMG_3839.jpeg Uffizi, Firenze, Italia, luglio 2024 - Gravity/Potential Energy Conceptional art installation, M. Garabedian, 2024. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1720266006025-0E1EBOR4RMFAEF2J1ZG4/IMG_3840.jpeg Uffizi, Firenze, Italia, luglio 2024 - Supplemental; Gravity/Potential Energy This one’s fairly self-explanatory. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1720266183235-Z034W1PC5QKSA04YOOJV/IMG_3841.jpeg Uffizi, Firenze, Italia, luglio 2024 - Autoritratto, Raffaello Sanzio Even I’m not interested wit’s my work.. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1720279587154-DZCWMVWGOA5BAM0KY9GS/IMG_3843.jpeg Uffizi, Firenze, Italia, luglio 2024 - Autoritratto da vecchio e giovano Salomon Adler detto Salomone di Danzica Ehhh … It was the dog. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1720279780276-2DQO8E2P1IXE1OQYOY86/IMG_3845.jpeg Uffizi, Firenze, Italia, luglio 2024 - Ritratto dei Fratello, lo stuccatore Diego Francesco Carloni. Carlo Innocenzo Carloni. Sure, sure. You’re right. I shouldn’t have waited until the last minute. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1720279960033-WE7CPE88OVNUN0XAAG7K/IMG_3847.jpeg Uffizi, Firenze, Italia, luglio 2024 - Living: Some days you wake and immediately … [Autoritratto]. Jenny Holzer. a/k/a Parenthood https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1720280170207-3AZXFV15Y14QVTZSZGMM/IMG_3850.jpeg Uffizi, Firenze, Italia, luglio 2024 - Detail: Saint James the Great and the two children. Andrea Del Sarto. The important things is that I had a plate on my head, which was the style at the time.. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1720280385424-TOCKY8MMMEJ42BX0QTK7/IMG_3852.jpeg Uffizi, Firenze, Italia, luglio 2024 - The Nude “I regret all my life’s decisions.” https://www.museumswithmatt.org/aboutme daily 0.75 2019-10-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569991583495-7OP91CW3B3L08SUMG2FO/IMG_9814.JPG About Me - Matthew James American, 1974 — https://www.museumswithmatt.org/aboutmwm daily 0.75 2019-10-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d90fc9f9cffef2baf468d02/1569987314940-HVFYOIH3QCEYW5O3NQTG/IMG_1702.jpg About Museums with Matt https://www.museumswithmatt.org/contact daily 0.75 2019-10-04